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ammerman 7:30 Sat May 26
how fucked up am i

when you knew you fancied a shit but when you went to have one you wondered if i already had one
yes i am wankered

Westham67 7:34 Sat May 26
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Check your pants mate, you'll find out hahaha

Ronald_antly 10:29 Sat May 26
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SO fucked up that you don't know when to use a question mark.

Willtell 10:31 Sat May 26
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Thanks for sharing that with us.

bruuuno 10:47 Sat May 26
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I once forgot to eat my dinner. The following day at work I felt starving hungry all day and couldn’t figure it out until I got home to see the previous nights dinner still sat there in the table untouched

Bungo 10:50 Sat May 26
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I once slept for many hours on a bench in a bus station, because I couldn't remember which number bus I was supposed to get on to go home.

Hammer and Pickle 10:56 Sat May 26
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Stuff you get these days is just too strong.

Skinned up for the first time in years after a dinner party in Barcelona. Didn't judge the dose right and only made it up one flight of stairs before passing out on the landing to be found by the wife, kids and host (smug, French, scum...). Didn't know my name.

In my defence I had been driving for pretty much two days solid.

Leonard Hatred 11:05 Sat May 26
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Now THIS is the kind of incisive football analysis I expect from WHO.

jfk 11:13 Sat May 26
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I got shitfaced 24 years ago and called my mother in law a fat Irish cunt she hasn't spoke to me since.
I've never looked back.

Ronald_antly 11:19 Sat May 26
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You really can't go around accusing people of being Irish.

Westham67 11:20 Sat May 26
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jfk 11:13 Sat May 26

hahaha, are you still with the Mrs?

jfk 11:25 Sat May 26
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67
Yep.

Westham67 11:32 Sat May 26
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When I was working in China I got fucked up on 75% rice whiskey in an England v China drinking competition.

I crashed out in my hotel room starkers, got up for a piss, started pissing, opened my eyes and the numbers 236 were there and I realised was in the corridor stark bollock naked, so I shoulder charged the door and hit so hard the architrave landed on the side of the room near the window.

I crashed out and I got a call from Reception in the morning and I said I fell on the door. A fella came up later with a mini compressor to refit the architrave

The Ghost of Braderz 12:04 Sat May 26
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I sometimes log onto Google and then think 'What was I gonna search?'

The modern day equivalent to walking into a room and forgetting why you went there, which I also do.

gph 12:10 Sat May 26
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Came home ever so slightly pissed, and met a bloke on the way who demanded I tell HIM where HE lived.

When I told him I didn't who he was, let alone where he lived, I got torrent of verbals...

I don't think alcohol was his drug of choice

Coffee 12:11 Sat May 26
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Ha!

Hammer and Pickle 12:37 Sat May 26
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Clearly an acolyte of some sort of personal development or other, gph.

bruuuno 2:52 Sat May 26
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Westham67 11:32 Sat May 26

China v England drinking competition cantbhave been much of a competition aren’t the chinks all total lightweights?

Gavros 3:48 Sat May 26
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The man known as Simon Flight of Brentwood once fell asleep in the curry house after eating a curry, woke up and forgot he'd already eaten one so ordered another.

Bungo 4:05 Sat May 26
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Gavros 3:48 Sat May 26

Excellent plan. I will try this on tonight.

Westham67 4:08 Sat May 26
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bruuuno 2:52 Sat May 26

Yes I smashed them mate, they were being sick in the bar

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